All I have to have for the holiday: Stogies!

I have made a decision this christmas to plead for simple gifts that my wife can pick up competently for me. My selection, as always, is my well-beloved cigar from onyx-cigars.com. My wife doesn’t even have to depart from our home, she can go on the web (I have all my favorites sites saved) and throw in the order there. As far as other gifts, she can go to the nearest store and pick something up. She mentions every year that I am utterly baffling husband to buy for. But we have been together for about 15 years! And if she doesn’t realize the things I want by now, I quit. I constantly articulate every Christmas, “I want smokes”, I puff on 1 or 2 per day, and that adds up. I bought a humidor for keeping my smokes, “what’s that for?” she inquires. Well my love, it’s to keep my cigars crisp. So, if you get me cigars for December I can keep them in the humidor for a couple months and remove a cigar when I am wanting to fancy one. Although I have to say, I was lucky last year, she gave me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The year before, she got me a fishing pole, because I said I wanted to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing one time in two years, but guess what, I still puff 1-2 smokes every day. So what do I want for my present this year? I want Cigars, and whatever else would just be an secondary delight.

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